BLARGGH

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

gcoky:

mulinlust:

gcoky:

fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar

fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life

i said it was fun not ethical 

(Source: cheerupsmelly)

fliptunas:

i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

(Source: karkatmarxas)

solitarylikeme:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people